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pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

givemeinternet:

Classic Kanye

givemeinternet:

Classic Kanye

memeguy-com:

Anyone remember my friends awkward childhood photo Now shes on Soulja Boys t-shirt

memeguy-com:

Anyone remember my friends awkward childhood photo Now shes on Soulja Boys t-shirt

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

amazingsprinkle:

phil snapping sassily for all your reaction gif needs

burning-young:

girls on their periods

I will never not reblog this.

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

caskisses:

i got four teeth pulled this morning and when i left, the laughing gas still hadn’t completely worn off, so i was feeling a little strange and pretty tired. i guess i decided to text my friend to kinda complain about it, using my worst grammar and spelling as a bit of a joke. but i accidentally texted misha collins instead

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raven-doesnt-care:

Ignore my stupid narration. Meet Darin!

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life