I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense
THAT FUCKING COMMENT
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
Anyone remember my friends awkward childhood photo Now shes on Soulja Boys t-shirt
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
phil snapping sassily for all your reaction gif needs
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
i got four teeth pulled this morning and when i left, the laughing gas still hadn’t completely worn off, so i was feeling a little strange and pretty tired. i guess i decided to text my friend to kinda complain about it, using my worst grammar and spelling as a bit of a joke. but i accidentally texted misha collins instead.
Ignore my stupid narration. Meet Darin!
a man who gets what he wants out of life